Headlines:
1. Girls like guys who are charitable.
2. Impress her with a five dollar donation. Dinner and a movie is at least twenty.
3. Charity work will get you a second date. Video game achievements, a cold shoulder.
Subheading/Info for QR code:
Receive an unearned sense of do-gooderness.
Taglines:
1. Your charitable wingman.
2. Making charity cases sexy.
App Title:
1. Charitable Charm.
2. Charitable seduction.
3. Altruistic allure.
App intro:
There’s a fine line between a selfless and a selfish good deed. As long as you donate, we don’t care.
App description:
Charitable Charm is the app for horny humanitarians. Download the app and donate a dollar to the charity that your soon to be lover is into. Then receive a pickup line that shows how much you care about her and global issues.
Pickup lines:
Generic:
1. Charity sounds a lot like marry me.
2. Can I buy you a drink, or donate a goat on your behalf?
3. I’m making a donation in your name, as soon as you give it to me.
World Hunger:
1. People around the world are starving, if I donate a cow will you have dinner with me?
2. I just fed a village, how about we do something for us now and go grab dinner?
Education:
1. Kids who can’t afford to go to school think U and I spell love. I think we should do something about that lets help educate them together.
2. I just donated to teach kids how to read, now why don’t I go teach you how to love.
Save the Rainforest:
1. Each time we kiss, I will save an acre of the rainforest.
Agriculture:
1. A family can triple their yearly crop with the goat that I just donated on your behalf.
2. I just donated an Ox to let a family triple their yearly crop. Why don’t we go cultivate something of our own?
Healthcare:
1. I just sent medical supplies to people in need. Want to go play doctor somewhere quieter?
Climate Change:
1. Let’s find a solution to climate change together.
2. I just donated to help stop global warming. Now that it’s a bit cooler, maybe we can go warm up the bedroom.
"on your behalf?" sounds forced an d"marketing like." maybe something more conversational? Like "for you?" I want to see more for the rainforest. Something global warming-ish, but not over the top. -Roger
ReplyDeleteStill like first iteration of this line:
ReplyDeleteCharity work will get you a second date. Video game achievements, less so.
I'm with the 'wingman' on the tagline.
None of the app titles are working. Maybe revert to something like 'charity case'.
App intro:
There’s a fine line between a selfless and a selfish good deed. As long as you donate, we don’t care.
App description: Be sure you change app name here. Edited text here:
Charitable Charm is the app for horny humanitarians. Download the app and donate a dollar to impress your date. You'll receive a pickup line that shows just how much you care about her and global issues.
Approved Pickup lines: Generic:
1. Charity sounds a lot like marry me.
2. Shall I buy you a drink, or donate a goat on your behalf?
3. I’m making a donation in your name—as soon as you give it to me.
World Hunger:
1. People around the world are starving. If I donate a cow, will you have dinner with me?
Education:
2. I just donated to teach kids how to read. Now why don’t you teach me how to love?
Save the Rainforest:
1. Each time we kiss, I will save an acre of the rainforest.
Agriculture:
2. I just donated an ox to help a family triple their yearly crop. Why don’t we go cultivate something of our own?
Healthcare:
1. I just sent medical supplies to people in need. Want to go play doctor someplace quieter?
Climate Change:
2. I just donated to help stop global warming. Now that it’s a bit cooler, maybe we can go warm up the bedroom.